By J-HAN

10. SAFETY FIRST – Remember always buckle your safety belt (you don’t know it may be a female driving, I don’t think that $130.00 NYS violation ticket is worth it $$$$$)

9. GAS FUMES – no not the 93 octane kind (don’t stay silent, we know it was you. Please crack a window)

8. A QUIET PASSENGER IS A HAPPY DRIVER ( for those of you that like to karaoke, that’s what karaoke’s are for!!…unless the drivers singing then he may need a little backup)

7. ALL car owners may agree with me on this one. When your hot ass breath is breathing on the glass and you fog it up. PLEASE don’t doodle on the condensation)

6. FEET ON THE DASHBOARD (“this is aimed to all you female passengers” heel scuffs DO NOT come off)

5. TOUCHING THE RADIO(you never touch a Asian persons radio…PERIOD)

4. NO EATING OR SMOKING without asking permission (this also includes drinks, especially the staining kind)

3. BACKSEAT DRIVING (the driver knows where he’s going…most of the time, he just wanted you to see the same mailbox 5 times to make sure you got a good look at it. so just BACK OFF OK?!)

2. ARE WE THERE YET?? (the famous question that’s always been asked on those long trips to point “B”. lets think about the driver. You’re just sitting there, what gives YOU the right to complain huh??…)

1. THE DRIVERS THE ONLY ONE DRIVING..(from what I’ve heard some of you people have grabbed the wheel while the vehicle was in motion. Just one thing to say to that. ARE YOU *bleeping* CRAZY?!?!?!?! Why would you risk the life of the driver with a retarded move like that)

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